they could be a gator
i can confirm that everyone i’ve met in florida is a gator
i can confirm that i live in florida and i am a gator
Finally finished my Secret Santa for Left Handed Knight. Posting it here just for show (took a photo because the drawing was a tad bit too big to scan properly).
Sorry it was so late YL. ;7; I’ll be sending this off to you when I can.
I just found out that I won’t be around for Christmas so here’s Time’s present early. I made him customized rolls of tissue for all of his manly hero tears.
OH MY GODSDKJFHLAKSDJFJASGLASDADS
So my Hero of Time Sim got toilet paper for a gift at a holiday gift giving party.
The Legend of Groose by scowlingelf
LINK WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE GODDAMN MAJORA’S MASK JUST HANGING THERE LEISURELY ON THE WALL LIKE A PAINTING YOU HAVE A GODDAMN ARTIFACT OF PURE EVIL IN PLAIN SIGHT WHAT IF SOMEONE VISITS YOU AND IS ALL LIKE “OH HEY, WHAT A COOL MASK! I’M GONNA WEAR IT LOL” IMAGINE THE BLACKSMITH’S SON WEARING THAT FUCKING MASK BECAUSE HIS DAD IS SO GONNA FUCK YOU UP AND LET’S NOT GET STARTED ON THAT PLAYBOY BUNNY ERIDAN AMPORA SCARF WEARING MONEY FUCKER RAVIO AND HIS PET FLYING COTTON CANDY WHO STOLE YOUR HOUSE AND TURNED IT INTO A SHOP FOR EXPENSIVE FUCKING EQUIPMENT LIKE HEY WHAT IF YOU COME HOME AND THAT DUMBASS ISN’T WEARING HIS BUNNY COWL AND IS WEARING THE MOTHERFUCKING MAJORA’S MASK INSTEAD? WE GET "THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: GOD DAMN IT RAVIO" YOU FUCKING ONION FAIRY. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME YOU ALREADY GOT ENOUGH SHIT TO DEAL WITH I DON’T WANNA HAVE TO FACE OFF WITH SOME RABBIT SHITPISS WHO HAS THE POWER OF FORCING YOU TO PAY SHITLOADS OF RUPEES FOR IMPORTANT EQUIPMENT COMBINED WITH THE POWER TO MAKE THE MOON FALL AND GROW A FACE.
"Is such a thing even possible…? … … …Yes it is…!”
Merry holidays you piece of shit sphere.
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas!
(Source: thestonemask, via majoralink)